Wow

 Movies so silly

Top Secret - Why is Kilmer dressed like a Fallout character? XD

Blood fine, Needles NOPE

When I was probably 8, I got a large splinter stuck in my toe. I love running barefoot so get it stuck and apparently didn't get it out, so the skin grew over it.  

My parents said it was dangerous to leave in so they needed to get it out... with a sewing needle. 

They held me down and used the needle to cut/slice it out.  I was screaming bloody murder. 

I suppose they got it out eventually, but I'm surprised the neighbors didn't call the cops. Afraid of needles to this day. Blood draws are a nightmare.

Translation

 一人前

Literally translates to One Serving

But contextually it means to reach your full potential. 

So 一人前の天使 could mean One Serving of Angel....or just a full fledged angel.

But yes the Bible is translated perfectly and has no errors whatsoever